9:07 p.m. - 2008-06-29
Straight to Video
So I joined one of those book clubs a few weeks back. You know the type I mean? Their inserts always fall out of the Sunday suppliments. Well, they let you buy six books for 50p each, provided you buy like, sixty thousand other books at full price afterwards. I think I signed the contract in blood. Anyway, the point is, they've sent me the catalogue asking me to cough up and choose some full price books, but every single book looks crap. I wish I had spent 50p on books I didn't want, then eBayed them, and then got books I actually like for full price. I think people call it "forward thinking", but that seems to be a skill I do not possess. You live and learn.

I haven't been to the gym all week. And I'm wearing my three quarter-lengthers (do they have an official name?), and the stupid button keeps popping open every time I sit down. It's not that I'm fat, I'm just... not slim anymore.

Sorry. This is the best I can do for a diary entry. I swear if my life was a movie it'd be straight to video.

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