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11:39 a.m. - 2003-01-12 First of all, I went to work for a couple of hours, which was weird cause I was the only one in there, as we're closed on Sundays, and my boss was walking around in jeans and a T-shirt. Here's where things get weird. We go to leave, and she asks me to put everything away, turn off the lights and lock up. She said, "I trust you with the keys" and I smiled flirtatiously and said, "Of course you can trust me". She went, I put everything away, switched off the lights, and as I attempted to lock the door, the key got stuck. I was all alone, tugging at the key. I panicked. What the fuck was I going to do? I looked around for someone stronger than me to pull it out, but all I saw was some guy on a bike. I called, "Excuse me!" but he kept on riding. I called my dad, begging him to come down there and help me. A few minutes later, the key miraculously clicked and slid out. I called my dad and left. Then I went to the sweet shop to get a Snickers Ice Cream Bar. Did I mention I could use a girlfriend? 
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