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9:42 p.m. - 2002-12-20 On my lunch "hour", I went to Pizza Hut, got a personal pan pizza and breadsticks, and spilled BBQ sauce all over my fucking jeans. Picture it: Bright red sauce all over the front of my light blue jeans. I was alone, hungry, and mortified. I dashed back to the shop, squishing my legs together so no one could see the red mess, and went home to change. At 4:30, it started to pour, just as I was leaving. Even with an umbrella, I got soaked, down to my socks. I didn't go into town like I planned, I went home, which is very bad. I just couldn't imagine holding the umbrella in one hand and balancing Christmas packages in the other, wading through the flooded streets. And now I'm very, very tired.
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